ONLY THE BEST JOKES FOR KIDS

There isn’t a whole lot more rewarding in life than the laughter of a child. As grown-ups sometimes we forget the power of laughter. A simple smile can take away anger, diffuse a heavy situation, or boost your child’s mood. Take a pick at this list family-friendly jokes for […]

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Q: What kind of key can never unlock a door?

A: A monkey

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A: Pork Chop

Q: What is the smartest kind of bee?

A: A spelling bee

  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow says.
    Cow says who?
    NOOOOOO! A cow says moo!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, I didn’t mean to scare you.
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interrupting cow….mooooo.
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Atch.
    Atch who?
    Bless you.
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    I didn’t know that you could yodel.
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Figs.
    Figs who?
    Fix the doorbell, it’s broken!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in.
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Honey bee.
    Honey bee who?
    Honey, be a dear and make me a sandwich!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream.
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pecan.
    Pecan who?
    Pecan on someone your own size.
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    A broken pencil.
    Broken pencil who?
    Nevermind, it’s pointless.